Sister School Disclaimer: "This is not...the greatest joke in the world! This is just just a disclaimer!" -Tenacious D Chapter 6: ^^vvBA Start Eve spent the next week training for her match with Kodachi. She was at her best when it came to the clubs, but everything else was totally new to her. Luckily Ryoga was there to show her a few moves (I know it was just a means to sabotage Ranma, but he was good at gymnastics for whatever reason). The main problem she had was with the hoop. "How am I supposed to fight with just a hoop?" she said in anger after not deflecting an attack with the weapon. The school days didn't make things any better. Akane, Eve, Ranma, Ukyo, and Shampoo all walked to school together. So when they got to the front of the school, all of the boys, I repeat ALL of the boys, were charging at the five girls. This did however prove to be a great workout for all of them. After each of them knocked out about fifty guys each, they went to class. The basic rank of grades for the girls, from highest to lowest: Eve, Akane, Ukyo, Shampoo, and Ranma with a dead F. Somehow Shampoo was actually doing better in Language classes than Ranma, but maybe because she just slept through the whole thing. At lunch they had their own little banquet under the tree they sat at. Eve and Ranma ate the bentos that Nodoka made them, while Akane ate Kasumi's. Ukyo and Shampoo also made ramen and okonomiyaki for everyone, which of course Ranma and Eve ate several helpings of. They all sat, talking, eating, all that good stuff, until... "So, Furinkan found some peasant girls to fight me in the tournament!" They looked up to see Kodachi standing over them. "What do you want Kodachi?" Ranma asked. "I just came to wish my competitor good luck." "Well, that's great. Could you go now? I'm not in the mood to be gravely injured before the match." Eve said. "Now why would I do that? Here, take this as a token of my good nature." she said handing her a black rose. "Um, thanks, I guess." the rose then exploded in a puff of gas. Eve coughed and gagged and her eyes then rolled into her head, then she passed out. "Let that be a warning to Furinkan High!" Kodachi laughed as she jumped away. "She poisoned! We take her to great grandmother. She know many Chinese medicine." Shampoo said as she picked Eve up. Eve woke up with a stir several hours later. She didn't recognize the place. It appeared to be a bedroom with an ancient Chinese décor. "Well, I'm glad you're awake child." Eve turned on her side to see Cologne standing by the bed. "Cologne? What happened?" "Crazy ribbon girl poison you. I take you here and great grandmother cure you." Shampoo said as she walked in. "Poison? Is that even legal to have on school grounds?" "Is it legal to have two short swords hidden on school grounds?" Cologne replied. "Touche'. So how long have I been out?" "A few hours. Your sister was able to contact the principal and explain what happened, so it's excused." "That's good." "While you're here, I should probably ask how you're doing with the Chestnuts technique." "Great. I've almost mastered it with swords. The main problem is the weight, even if my swords are lightweight, I can't slash them at the same speed of my fists." "Well, you can do it. I didn't show you that technique if I thought you couldn't." "Thank you kind Elder." When Eve got back home, she found her mom and sister waiting in the living room for her. Nodoka ran over and hugged her daughter. "I was so worried about you honey. Poisoned? I shudder to think what would've happened if that kind Amazon didn't help." "I'm fine mom. Really. That Kodachi may be insane, but she's gonna get what's coming to her." "Yeah, about that, sis, I found out who Kodachi is related to." "Really? Who?" "Well, her name is Kodachi Kuno." "Aw Crap." "Kuno's sister?" Akane yelled. The NWC were all at the Tendo Dojo doing their usual workout and helping Eve with her gymnastics. "Unfortunately. I don't know why two siblings go to separate schools, but this just makes things all the more complicated." Eve said. "Well, you can wipe the floor with her in the match." Ukyo said. "Thanks Ucchan." "Well, mom isn't going to take this lying down. She's gonna talk to the principal as soon as he shows up." Ranma said. "Where is the principal anyway?" Akane asked. "I heard he was on a trip to Hawaii." Eve replied. After a week of vigorous training, the day of the match was upon them. It was being held at St. Hebereke which sucked for Ryoga since he had just figured out the route from his house to the school and back. Luckily Shampoo and Mousse were there to help him out. In the changing room, Eve was feeling thoroughly embarrassed, a feeling she got a lot ever since Jusenkyo. Though this was slightly more embarrassing since she was going to be fighting in a pink leotard. Tight clothes she could handle and the color pink she could kinda handle, but together not by a long shot. Ranma was in a corner trying not to laugh...and failing. Eve noticed her sister's snickering, "You know, if I'm injured you're my replacement." Ranma immediately shut up. There was a knock on the door and Akane walked in, "You ready Eve?" "Let's just get this over with." Eve and Ranma sat in a corner waiting for the match to begin. It started when the announcer came on. "Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome to the final round of the Nerima High School Martial Arts Rhythmic Gymnastics Tournament!" "Just rolls of the tongue doesn't it." Eve said. "In this corner, representing Furinkan High, Eve Saotome!" Eve held her hand up and waved at a few people. "And in the other corner, the leader of the gymnastics team here at St. Hebereke, The Black Rose, Kodachi Kuno!" Kodachi jumped in laughing hysterically. "You both have gone over the rules and regulations. Let the match begin!" Kodachi started by lashing her ribbon at Eve, but she managed to dodge it. Eve countered by throwing a ball at the speed of a bullet. This worked and Kodachi was knocked back. "Not bad peasant girl." "Will you please stop calling me peasant girl?" Kodachi then threw a hoop at Eve but she jumped over it. The hoop sliced through one of the ropes of the ring. "Hey! That hoop is razor edged! Is that legal?" the referee nodded. Kodachi brought out her ribbon again and roped a nearby chair with it. She threw the chair at Eve, and she got hit hard. Eve countered this by bringing her own ribbon out. She lashed out and grabbed whatever she could reach. "Eve! Use this!" Ukyo tossed her giant spatula in front of the ribbon and Eve caught it and reeled it back. "Thanks Ucchan!" Eve spun the spatula in her hand and held it in a fighting stance. "You really think you can beat me with a glorified kitchen utensil?" Kodachi laughed. "You really think you can beat me with some steroid enhanced gymnast tools?" Eve replied. Kodachi shot out her ribbon again and grabbed the spatula. 'Perfect' Eve thought. She pulled on the spatula and she and Kodachi were zooming towards each other. Eve almost punched Kodachi, but she blocked it with a ball. The ball made a crack sound and crumbled into pieces. Eve rubbed her hand in pain, "What was that? Concrete?" Kodachi laughed maniacally again. 'Geez, that laugh is almost as annoying as Claptrap from Borderlands...almost.' Kodachi then brought out two clubs, only problem was that the were spiked. "What! Spiked Maces? Are you for real?" Kodachi swung the clubs but Eve blocked them with her spatula. Unfortunately, Kodachi managed to cut Eve's arm with a club, making her drop the spatula. Kodachi kicked it off the ring, "Ha! Try and win without cheating now peasant girl!" "Yeah, I'm cheating. I'm the one using concrete balls, spiked maces, and poison, oh wait...that's you!" Eve brought out her own clubs, "Time to end this you psychotic bitch!" Eve used the rope behind her to spring at Kodachi and unleashed her latest attack. "Kashu Tenshin Amaguriken!" Ranma and the others gasped. Eve's arms and clubs became a blur of pink and white, but they were clearly hitting Kodachi since she moved around like she was a punching bag. After about ten seconds Eve stopped and Kodachi fell. "Hm, looks like I win." Everyone cheered as Eve's friends ran up to congratulate her. "You did great sis!" "That was amazing E-chan." "Shampoo glad you master special technique. Shampoo never see it in person." "Thanks everyone, let's go home, I'm exhausted." Back at home, Nodoka prepared a special dinner for Eve to celebrate her victory. The Tendos, Amazons, Ukyo and Ryoga were all invited. While eating Ranma and Eve were discussing their latest fighting technique. "How did you do it with weapons?" "It's all in the upper arms. I'm just glad I don't have to wear a leotard anymore." "What was it like?" "I'll tell you what, next time Kodachi challenges us, you fight her." After a few days they had a week off. I could mention why, but I don't go to school in Japan, so that's up to you. Most unfortunately, the weather was blistering hot. They all sat around the Tendo house trying to cool off. "Ugh, can't we go to the beach anytime soon?" Ranma said. "We can't afford that Ranma." Akane replied. As if on cue, Kuno ran through the open back doors of the Tendo home. He held up a picture of a boat, "As of right now, the construction of Tatewaki Kuno's boat is complete. I would like to offer personal invitations to the fair Akane Tendo and the Saotome sisters." Ranma's eyes lit up, "Really?" This somehow escalated into inviting Akane's family, Nodoka, Ukyo, Ryoga, and the Amazons. The next day everyone was on the boat going out on the ocean. Nabiki ran her hand through her hair, "Ah. There's nothing like the sea." "Guess this one time we should be thankful to Kuno, huh." Ranma said. Then Akane noticed something, "Hey Ranma, aren't we a little far from the coast?" "Yeah, hey Kuno! What's going on up there!" At the bow of the ship, Kuno was trying to flirt with Eve, who was sunbathing. "Tis a wonder, this field of blue, isn't it?" "What field of blue? The sea, the sky or that dress you're wearing." "Come to me my love!" Kuno tried to feel Eve up, but she immediately jumped up onto the mast. After that, Ukyo and Shampoo walked out of the lower deck. "Hey Ranchan, the man on the radio said a storm is coming." "What we do Ranma?" "How the heck should I know. It's not my boat. Maybe we should turn back." "Do not fear, my pig tailed goddess. This mere squall is no match for my mighty vessel! Blow, wind, blow!" End of Chapter 6: I skipped the first movie plot for two reasons. Reason 1: The first film kinda sucked. Reason 2: The main plot involved Happosai, and anyone who knows me knows I hate Happosai to the very core. 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Sister School
Chapter 06: Chapter 6
By: boomwarrior13