Sister School Disclaimer: Doo doo do-do-do ROFLMAO! Chapter 7: Nihao! My Concubine Part 1 After three days of being stranded on a desert island, things weren't going well. Soun and Nodoka were playing shogi to pass the time, Nabiki, Eve, and Kasumi were sunbathing, and Ranma was surfing. Ryoga, Akane, and Kuno were the only ones doing actual work. Akane looked at Ranma who just wiped out on a rock and groaned, "What does she think this is? A vacation?" Ryoga chuckled a little, "Relax Akane, I can do more than enough work." Eve leaned to her side, "Chill out Akane, I know my sister. She's just making the best of this situation." At this point Ranma was on the shore, "Hey! Don't you know that all work and no play makes Ryoga a dull boy?" "I don't escape my duties so I can surf." Ryoga said proudly. "Or maybe you have a reason you don't want to get your little piggies wet." Ryoga blinked in confusion, "What's that supposed to mean?" "I don't know, I just had the urge to say it for some reason." Meanwhile, down the beach, Ukyo had set up her own personal grill. She was busy making one for Ranma and writing a message in sauce: Thanks for being such a good friend Ranchan. Love Ukyo. She put the food on a plate and set off for the Tendo campsite. In the jungle area of the island, the Amazons had somehow built a ramen shop. Mousse was scrubbing the tables as usual. He was quietly grumbling to himself, "Stupid old crow, telling me what to do." A set of chopsticks struck him in the back of the head, "I heard that! I want those tables to sparkle Mr. Part Time." She held up a pair of bowls, "Two ramens. Catch." She tossed the bowls to Mousse who was about to catch them lazily, but Shampoo jumped in front of him and caught them. "Aiyah! Shampoo go take ramen to Ranma." Back at the Tendo camp, Ranma had gotten Ryoga angry and tried throwing a boulder at the girl. Ryoga had gotten use to boulder weapons ever since he mastered the Breaking Point technique. Cologne taught it to Ryoga since she felt he had huge potential with his strength training. This was unfortunate for Ryoga though. The Breaking Point Technique was used by quarry workers for clearing out large fields of rock. To learn this technique, Cologne bound Ryoga with rope until he was only able to have control of his index finger, and slammed a boulder into his body several times. This was hell on Ryoga but he finally mastered it and his skin is stronger than steel. Now Ryoga was throwing a large amount of rocks at Ranma who was running down the beach. "Come on Ryoga! Can't you take a joke!" "Wait up damn you!" Ukyo heard this and turned to see Ranma running toward her. "Ranchan! Hey! I got some special lunch for ya!" Just then Shampoo jumped down from the cliff above. "Aiyah! Ranma eat special deluxe ramen. Eat before it get cold yes?" "Ranma get back here!" Ryoga picked up another boulder and threw it. However it was heading straight for the two girls. "Hey you two, watch out!" Ranma dropped her surfboard and grabbed the two girls and jumped onto the nearby rock. Ranma was panting from exhaustion, "That was way too close." "Ryoga, you jackass!" Ukyo yelled. At this point Eve came running up to where they were. "Hey Ranma, are the girls okay?" she called out. "Hey sis! Yeah they're fine! Ryoga almost killed them with a boulder but they're fine!" "That's good but I think the wind picked up more than you think." Ranma didn't realize what she was talking about until she felt a strange breeze. She looked down to see her exposed breasts and her bikini blowing away in the breeze. "Damn spaghetti strings, get back here!" Ranma jumped down and ran after her top. Eve sighed and picked up Ryoga, who passed out from major nosebleed. Kuno was busy hammering some boards onto a hole in the ship. "You may have been brought to your knees but you're not yet defeated." Kuno said to his boat. Yeah the dude's so crazy he's talking to water crafts. He didn't notice a certain bikini top blow up and catch on the mast. Ranma ran up (still with her breasts exposed) and tried to climb the mast. Everyone saw this. "Oh my" Kasumi said. "Ranma, it's not ladylike to expose your breasts like that!" Nodoka called out. "I know that mom!" Ranma yelled angrily. She climbed the mast to the top and grabbed her bikini. As she tried to slip it back on she felt a rumble. The mast snapped underneath her and she fell to the ground. "Uh, Kuno the mast is a little..." "What's that mine fair Ranma? Something wrong with the mast?" he looked up to see the pile of rubble that was the upper deck of the ship. Suddenly Ranma felt a spark of evil chi. It was a dark shadowy aura, but it felt more like a disguise or an illusion. This was broken off by an angry voice, "RAAAAAAAAANMAAAAAAA!" "What? What is it Akane?" Akane suddenly grabbed Ranma by the throat. "'What is it Akane?' Breaking the mast like that? How are we supposed to get home now?" Nabiki chuckled at this scene. "Look at those two, they really are best friends. Right Kasumi?" She turned to where her sister was laying but she wasn't there. All that was there was a pink peach. That evening everyone went looking for Kasumi. Except for Soun, who just bawled his eyes out over his missing daughter. They split up into groups of Eve and Nodoka; Ryoga, Ranma, and Akane; and Nabiki and Kuno. Eve and Nodoka were walking around the rocky shore of the island. Both women had their swords with them ready to fight anything. "Kasumi!" "Kasumi!" they both called out. "Hey Eve, Mrs. Saotome. What's going on?" they turned to see Ukyo standing there. "Thank goodness you've come Ukyo. Kasumi's apparently gone missing. We haven't seen her since noon." "Have you seen her anywhere Ucchan?" Ukyo shook her head, "No, sorry. I'll look for her." She took off running. "No, Ucchan! It's dangerous to go alone!" Eve called out. But it was meaningless. In an instant, Ukyo disappeared into thin air. "UKYO!" Eve ran over to where she disappeared and found a small peach. "What the...?" Ranma, Ryoga, and Akane were walking along the other side of the island. Suddenly Ranma sensed something and moved her head back. This stopped a nearby chain from almost cutting her head off. "Where's my beautiful Shampoo!" "Mousse put your damn glasses on!" Ranma yelled at him. Cologne hopped down from where Mousse was. "Ranma, have you seen Shampoo anywhere?" "You don't mean she's gone missing too?" Akane said. Cologne showed them where Shampoo disappeared. "She was right there, cooking ramen. I turned my back for a second and she was gone." Ryoga crouched down under the counter. "Well, I found our lead. I don't suppose you put fruit in your ramen." Ryoga held up another peach. Everyone regrouped back at the hut the Tendos built. Soun was frantically crying again, but this time he called out for Nabiki. "Don't tell me Nabiki's gone too!" Akane said. Kuno nodded. "Yes, indeed. There she was in a mere second, and then without a moments notice, she was gone." "OH MY GOD! UKYO'S GONE!" they turned to see Eve and Nodoka running up to them. "She just disappeared, we saw it! Then Eve found this." she held up the fruit. "So, four young women were taken, and in their place, a peach was left behind." Cologne said, "This can only mean one thing. It's a warning. This menace seems to be after young women and now that the lovely Kasumi, Nabiki, Shampoo and Ukyo have all been taken the next target is none other than...myself." Everyone fell over from this statement. "Yeah, that's funny, but we all know who's next." Eve said turning to Akane. "Well, there are two others." Nodoka said. "Why exactly am I getting tied up again?" Ranma said. "Because you lost the coin toss sis. Just relax. As soon as the kidnappers show up, I'll slash the ropes and you can kick ass." "Alright, fine! Just go hide." "You think this plan will work?" Mousse asked. "It's crude, but it's our only chance." Cologne replied. Akane was watching diligently but didn't notice the shadow creeping up behind her. She screamed and Ryoga turned around. "Akane!" "Ah, Ryoga help me!" Akane yelled as she sunk into the shadows. "Ryoga!" Cologne called out, "Strike the shadow boy! The shadow!" Ryoga held up his finger "BAKUSAI TENKEITSU!" He drove his finger into the ground and the sand exploded. Akane shot out of the sand and into Ryoga's arms. Another figure shot out and landed on a nearby tree. It was some sort of half man half monkey. "So you saw through my illusion did you? Nice job, most people don't do that." "A talking monkey?" "Hey! Who are you calling a monkey!" Everyone then heard a scream and saw Ranma kicking at some other shadows. "Go away! Leave me alone! Hurry up with that sword!" Eve lashed her sword out and slashed the rope. Ranma got up and ran after the shadow but stopped. She looked up at an eery pink glow. It was some sort of giant magical peach. Inside was a person. He floated down to the ground and a peach formed in his hand and evaporated. It was a little boy, no more than twelve years old. "I am the Prince of Togenkyo, Toma. I am known as the Grand Master of Illusions." "What have you done with my sisters!" Akane yelled. "Don't fret, they've only been taken back to my palace to become bridal candidates. You may come with me as we have plenty of open slots. The other two girls and the older woman may prove to be a proper wife." "You stay away from my mom, you sick fuck!" Eve yelled out. Very well, if you chose not to participate, then I shall be forced to turn you into a man via Togenkyo's sacred magic water. The only problem is, you'll never be able to love a man in female guise. I'll give you a demonstration." Toma pulled out a gourd and uncorked it. He poured it on a nearby lobster. 'Did he say turn into a man?' Ranma thought. Just then the lobster morphed into some deformed human. "If we had that water..." "...then we could change back!" "Now, unless you wish to live as a man forever, I suggest you-" "Give me that water!" Ranma and Eve charged at the prince. "Silence fools!" Toma's eyes glowed a bright white. He shot a wave of energy at the two girls and pushed them back. "I'll show you, Mystical Chaos Illusion Strike!" Toma brought out a glowing white katana. The ground underneath them erupted into flames. They could see Toma flying away and hear Akane cry out, "Raaaaanmaaaaa!" "Akane!" Ranma woke up the next morning. "Huh? Akane! That Toma brat! He's gonna...wait, I'm okay." "Of course you are, those flames were mere illusion." Cologne said, "Take a look at that Ranma." Cologne pointed out to see. Out there was an island that appeared to be a massive tree that reached the sky. "That island wasn't there before. That must be where that Toma brat took Akane and the others." "We gotta get over there." Ryoga said. At this point, Kuno snuck up behind Ranma and felt her up, "Oh, my fair Ranma, I'm so glad you're safe!" Kuno was then face planted onto the sand. Then Ranma got an idea and pulled Kuno's head up. "Um, Kuno, there's actually a teensy weensy favor you could do for me." The group was then riding an inflatable emergency life raft towards the island. 'I'm gonna get that water or else' Ranma thought as she stared at the ominous tree fort, hoping that she could get back her lost manhood. End of Chapter 7: Review please.
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Sister School
Chapter 07: Chapter 7
By: boomwarrior13