Having been betting when Ranma would finally crack and explode, everybody was still surprised when it happened. Genma was frightened into a polar bear, Nodoka was shocked into a scream pose. Somehow Ranma had tricked them into signing a seppeku contract stating they had to be good parents, and was happily practicing the daki-kubi or beheading. (Funny revenge fic on Genma and Nodoka)